04May04 (Monthenor): No, I have not actually made any of this.
You bastards. I don't think we even have mayonnaise in the apartment,
although there is a jar of Miracle Whip. They're both white, and so is
sour cream, so that works, right? I believe Food Satan is still rather pissed about this near-miss.
05May04 (Monthenor): I know that I've never missed a scheduled
update. I'm very proud of that fact. If I call off the comic, I give you
at least one comic's notice, right? Well, that's what this is. Right now
I have no definite plans to ignore GerbilMechs, but I will say that
yesterday I received Metroid
Prime from GameFly and installed CounterStrike at home.
Productivity is expected to reach all-time lows in the next week or two.
There will probably still be comic...probably. A big thank you to whoever installed Half-Life and
CounterStrike on my work computer. All your CD key are belong to me. Wow, it's windy right now. I had just parked my car outside in
one of the extra spaces of our parking lot when I heard this horrendous
metal-tearing sound behind me. The warehouse/truckyard thing just over the
train tracks gave up part of its vinyl roof, and this piece was rolling
across the tracks chasing an SUV. It was amusing for a moment, and
then I put my car the hell in the garage.