07May04 (Monthenor): Wow, Van Helsing was bad. Nobody I knew expected it to be good, of course, but that doesn't make it better. It's definitely an improvement over League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...hilariously bad as opposed to boringly bad. Also, the Chronicles of Riddick trailer looked badass.

Go here and play this game.

08May04 (Monthenor): Another thing. What kind of sick bastard puts Acidophilus Bifidobacterium Lowfat milk in the same color carton as whole milk? Cass-Clay dairy, that's who. So now I've got a half-gallon of milk that is not only sissy milk, but some sort of yuppie super-sissy milk. If it was Atkins branded my head would probably a splode.