09Sep05 (Monthenor): I hear that some people get drunk and vandalize stuff, commit crimes, pass out in random places. My friends and I, we get drunk and create a hypothetical offspring of fictional characters...in a jar. This is because we are awesome. I almost didn't have any input into the comic at all, but I needed a sixth panel so I finally got to make something up on my own.

My second life continues apace. I absolutely had to rewrite this page, which I'm sure you'll agree turned out rather well. And then I executed what was previously referred to in hushed tones as Phase Two.