Monty
and Morgion 096: Citrog the Mighty |
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02Jul04 (Monthenor): Citrog, the Dread Lord of Citrus, finally
makes his way into a MM cameo. A friend of mine took pictures of his
orange peel many months ago, which we all agreed was right up Food
Satan's alley. Not that any of my impossible creations seem to do
anything. Took a week off, and look what happens! Links! Most importantly, I figured out what GBU meant! While in Alex for alumni band, a
DVD my dad had just received jogged my memory. GBU == The Good,
the Bad, and the Ugly! It is now written on my list with actual words
so I don't forget again. This DVD edition is hot shit, with extra
footage cut from the US version, extra extra footage cut from all
versions (except the French trailer), and a bunch of behind-the-scenes
and documentary shorts. I now know more than I ever wanted to about
the Civil War backdrop for the movie, Sibley vs. Canby. Ribbit
King has come and gone. Once I figured out what all the different
traps and trampolines did it was a pretty fun golf game. The story mode
introduces you to some weird but ultimately loveable characters, like the
panda who wishes he was in a fighting game, your
sentient picnic basket sidekick, and a
stoned princess being eaten by a fish hat. The game itself has you
launching frogs from catapults in a completely golf-like manner, but
instead of trying to reach the hole first you must rack up the highest
score. Whoever has the highest point total at the end of four holes wins
all the points. Towards this end you have to bounce frogs off of spider
webs, pop point bubbles, and swim across lava on your way to the target.
It's fun, but the computer has a tendency to play at or about a preschool
level and then suddenly whip a huge combo out of their ass. I cannot overstate how awesome Spider-Man 2 is. You need to
go see this movie. See it for Tobey Maguire's portrayal of a man who can't
escape his destiny, see it for Dr. Octopus' four little friends, see it
for the screaming women, see it for the return of Kirsten Dunst's perky
nipples. I don't care why, but you must see this movie. I went to the local Vietnamese Market the other day, thanks to
Vixen's love of spring
rolls. I got some tasty wide wheat noodles and spicy Angry Cock sauce (not
its real name, but the mascot is a rooster). These noodles don't make me
gag, like ramen! Yay! |