15Feb05 (Monthenor): I hope you all had a happy Valentine's Day in one form or another. For myself, it's tradition to drink and be merry with the other single folk. Lemme tell ya, vodka and Jolt should never be mixed. I was up until 2AM, alternately drunk and hyper-alert.

It was during one of these alert periods that I was finally struck with an idea for this Fark contest. As is usual for my video projects, all else is tossed aside until it is complete. What I'm trying to say is that this Saturday's comic may be late by a day or two, depending on how fast I can put this together, but that when it arrives it will be a video of unparalleled beauty.

You have been warned.